There are some really big melons in Chinatown these days, btw.
Call me ignorant, but I can't read the Chinese to understand what these are so if you know wtf this is, please leave it in the comments. They're about 1/3 the size of Sooz and clearly make a nice display on a piece of cardboard in the middle of the sidewalk. Wander around Canal St. for more than a block and you're sure to see them. Are you daring enough to order a slice?
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