Why Would You Buy That?: Garter Belt for Saggers
A garter belt for "saggers." Why does this exist? For only $29.99 you can own one of these extremely ugly and pointless devices for keeping your pants on. I think this has already been invented (belt, anyone?).
Get your gangster on without worrying about your pants hitting the floor - more info after the jump (if you're actually interested in this fine contraption).
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|The complex physics of sagging|
|This guy shouldn't quit his day job.|